jokes!!!!
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paokiftw
, Ιούλ 12 2012 19:45:48
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#1
Δημοσιεύτηκε 12 Ιούλιος 2012 - 19:45:48
lets post as many jokes we can!!!! I start
-knock knock(door)
-Who's there?
-Atch.
-Atch who?
-oh sorry I didn't know you have a cold!!!
-knock knock(door)
-Who's there?
-Atch.
-Atch who?
-oh sorry I didn't know you have a cold!!!
- Αυτό αρέσει στον/η kleo2
T.N.T. I'm a dynamite.
T.N.T. and i'll win the fight.
T.N.T. I'm power load.
T.N.T. watch me expode.
T.N.T. and i'll win the fight.
T.N.T. I'm power load.
T.N.T. watch me expode.
#2
Δημοσιεύτηκε 15 Σεπτέμβριος 2012 - 17:39:40
Nice joke paoki:)ga7te post in english pls here is players that dont understand you...
VENOMS^^
#3
Δημοσιεύτηκε 16 Σεπτέμβριος 2012 - 08:16:08
plz post in english GA7TE
I LOVE HERO ZERO
#5
Δημοσιεύτηκε 19 Σεπτέμβριος 2012 - 10:09:07
Chuck Norris has counted to infinity - twice.
Chuck Norris does not wear a watch, HE decides what why time.
Chuck Norris takes 10 minutes to see the "60 Minutes".
The Earth does not revolve simply around its axis, but turns under the feet of Chuck Norris as he runs.
O Chuck Norris has already squaring the circle.
Chuck Norris does not do push-ups. Pushes the Earth down.
Chuck Norris does not believe in God. God believes in Chuck Norris.
When the boogeyman goes to sleep SA, first see if the closet of Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris got 100% on the exam, because he wrote all the questions in the answer "Chuck Norris"
The home of Chuck Norris has no doors. Passes through the walls.
Some say that God has always existed. This is a lie: Chuck NORIS created God.
When Chuck Norris looks oranges, they become juice.
O Chuck Norris was born just jumped the first nurse he saw. He was the first of ... was his third.
The Sahara desert was a time when Chuck Norris thirsty.
Chuck Norris does not wear a watch, HE decides what why time.
Chuck Norris takes 10 minutes to see the "60 Minutes".
The Earth does not revolve simply around its axis, but turns under the feet of Chuck Norris as he runs.
O Chuck Norris has already squaring the circle.
Chuck Norris does not do push-ups. Pushes the Earth down.
Chuck Norris does not believe in God. God believes in Chuck Norris.
When the boogeyman goes to sleep SA, first see if the closet of Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris got 100% on the exam, because he wrote all the questions in the answer "Chuck Norris"
The home of Chuck Norris has no doors. Passes through the walls.
Some say that God has always existed. This is a lie: Chuck NORIS created God.
When Chuck Norris looks oranges, they become juice.
O Chuck Norris was born just jumped the first nurse he saw. He was the first of ... was his third.
The Sahara desert was a time when Chuck Norris thirsty.
- Αυτό αρέσει στον/η Maximum, kleo2, APXONTAS και σε άλλον ένα
#6
Δημοσιεύτηκε 22 Σεπτέμβριος 2012 - 09:15:30
Nice joked guys but i think Maximum's joke were the best!
VENOMS^^
#8
Δημοσιεύτηκε 05 Οκτώβριος 2012 - 11:28:38
ONE AND WAS TAKEN TO TWO IS FUN;
DOWN FROM THE Acropolis!!!!
DOWN FROM THE Acropolis!!!!
#9
Δημοσιεύτηκε 05 Οκτώβριος 2012 - 11:46:48
ΤΙ ΚAΝΕΙ ΤΣΙΟΥ ΤΣΙΟΥ ΚAΙ ΕΙΝAΙ ΠΡAΣΙΝΟ;
ΤΟ AΓΟΥΡΟ ΚAΝAΡΙΝΙ!!!
ΤΟ AΓΟΥΡΟ ΚAΝAΡΙΝΙ!!!
#10
Δημοσιεύτηκε 05 Οκτώβριος 2012 - 11:52:56
please post in english otherwise i will close the topic!
#11
Δημοσιεύτηκε 29 Νοέμβριος 2012 - 14:33:38
when chuck norris gets bitten by a zompie,he didnt turn into zompie the zompie turner into chuck norris!
- Αυτό αρέσει στον/η APXONTAS
#12
Δημοσιεύτηκε 12 Δεκέμβριος 2012 - 23:24:59
There was 3 girls‚ a blonde‚ a brunette‚ and a red head. And they found a pyramid.
They read a tablet that said “this is the pyramid of 100 steps. If you get to the top of it‚ you will get what you’ve wanted all your life. But be warned‚ every 5 steps a person will pop out and tell a joke‚ and if you laugh‚ you can never try again.”
So the brunette gets to the 5th step and laughs‚ so she could never try again.
The red head got to the 20th step and laughed‚ so she could never try again.
Then the blonde got to the 99th step and laughed. Then the guy who was going to tell the joke said “why did you laugh‚ I didn't tell the joke yet.” then the blonde said “i know‚ I laughed because I just got the first joke!
P.S. Some jokes are only funny in Greece.
Please be more elastic to Greek posts in this topic
They read a tablet that said “this is the pyramid of 100 steps. If you get to the top of it‚ you will get what you’ve wanted all your life. But be warned‚ every 5 steps a person will pop out and tell a joke‚ and if you laugh‚ you can never try again.”
So the brunette gets to the 5th step and laughs‚ so she could never try again.
The red head got to the 20th step and laughed‚ so she could never try again.
Then the blonde got to the 99th step and laughed. Then the guy who was going to tell the joke said “why did you laugh‚ I didn't tell the joke yet.” then the blonde said “i know‚ I laughed because I just got the first joke!
P.S. Some jokes are only funny in Greece.
Please be more elastic to Greek posts in this topic
Knowledge is power.
Ignorance is bliss.
Ignorance is bliss.
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